Subject: Egophobia Contribution
Date: Thu, 3 Nov 2011 23:15:53 +0000
My name is Joe Clifford. Yes, that Joe Clifford, the accomplished American writer. I'm sure you've heard of my blog, the internationally renowned Candy and Cigarettes
. Most people overseas have, as C & C
is widely read in Germany, France, Russia, Malaysia, and, yes, Romania. I am offering to write for you. On the off chance you haven't read Candy and Cigarettes
, you can find my blog here: http://joecliffordcandyandcigarettes.blogspot.com/
. I routinely review films, books, and women on my blog, which has garnered almost 50,000 hits in its brief existence, since its inception in February of this year. I am always open to topic suggestions, and can pretty much write on any subject, and do so quickly. You are unable to pay authors, and I don't need money. So it seems to be the perfect partnership. I can also offer you increased traffic, since I already have a large following. Why Egophobia
, you ask? Well, I saw a link on the Facebook from Underground Voices
, an online journal in the States, in which my work has frequently appeared, recommending you. And if UV
likes you, then that's good enough for me. Plus, I'd really like to grow my fan base internationally, and Romania seems like a pretty cool place to start (plus, your country seems to be populated by unique-looking hot chicks). I am available to begin immediately. If you would like my awesome writing services, just tell me what it is you are looking for. Because I can pretty much write anything. (Yes, I am that good).
Look forward to working with you.
Date: Sun, 6 Nov 2011 10:58:47 +0200
We´d be happy to publish your work. Please send us articles, reviews and/or short stories.
I´ve taken a look at your blog and There is also the possibility to translate some of the pieces you will be sending to us in
some of the texts are wonderful.
Romanian through our partners ar MTTLC (The MA Programme for the Translation of the
Contemporary Literary Text - English, Bucharest University - www.mttlc.ro ) and it
would be easier for you, thus, to achieve more recognition & fans in my country.So, I´m waiting for your texts and look forward to publishing you.
So, as you can see, I am about to take in the land of strangely attractive women. Who rules? Yeah, that's right. Joe rules.
And be sure to follow me on Facebook (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=720312736
), where you can post your favorite memories of me (even if we never met), and how awesome my latest short story is (even if you click "like" too fast for you to have actually read the fucking thing).