tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7938588970505675187.post4002518068544787079..comments2012-01-30T16:51:50.201-08:00Comments on Candy and Cigarettes: Help Me Write a Funny EndingJoe Cliffordhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00292903377618770678noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7938588970505675187.post-43839166572393475282011-05-01T16:07:05.516-07:002011-05-01T16:07:05.516-07:00I like it, Jim! Chris Ludko suggested something qu...I like it, Jim! Chris Ludko suggested something quite similar. I think this is the direction we're going in. Cujo's revenge!Joe Cliffordhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00292903377618770678noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7938588970505675187.post-36907081818860899392011-04-29T20:04:49.402-07:002011-04-29T20:04:49.402-07:00This comment has been removed by the author.Joe Cliffordhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00292903377618770678noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7938588970505675187.post-35425965672650660142011-04-29T19:49:38.673-07:002011-04-29T19:49:38.673-07:00Replace "I lifted Chuckles’s crushed and now ...Replace "I lifted Chuckles’s crushed and now lifeless body out from underneath the wheels of that sedan, and carried him home, fighting in vain to hold back the tears that would stain my pudgy, big boned cheeks." with:<br /><br />"As I got to Chuckles, I realized one of his paws was stuck to the ground, his front left. Flattened by the tons of metal and rubber that had only moments before roared away, the poor leg was crushed.<br /><br />As the echoes of the laughter danced through the air, Chuckles did what any injured pup would do: He chewed his leg off then ran as fast as his three-legged ass could go. To my astonishment, he bounded the fence, and landed square on Katie's left arm. With a flash of fur, teeth, and mouth foam, he tore into her like she was a ham bone from Kensington market.<br /><br />She ended up losing that left arm, ironically the very same appendage as Chuckles lost. To this day, i can still hear the echoes of laughter and screams, and I think I saw that note float by in the breeze yesterday..."<br /><br />That's my submission. Funny may vary from reader to reader.Mistah Xhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07979090428730714327noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7938588970505675187.post-48706862837695969532011-04-29T19:48:01.787-07:002011-04-29T19:48:01.787-07:00This comment has been removed by the author.Mistah Xhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07979090428730714327noreply@blogger.com